I am studying to be a primary school teacher, and work part-time in a call centre. During one call with a very old man, I was surprised to discover that my name was not what I thought it was.
"Good afternoon, you're speaking with Lachlann."
"What? What? Who is it?"
"My name s Lachlann."
"What? Lankwood? Speak up, boy."
"No sir, Lachlann. My name is Lachlann."
"Lankwood? Strange name. spell it, spell it phonetically."
"...uh, Lemur, Alpha, Charlie - "
"No, no Lankwood, Charlie doesn't stand for N!"
And so Lankwood it is.